My Operating System

Cognitive Profile

Myers-Briggs: ISTJ

Structured, decisive, systems-oriented. I optimize for clarity, execution, and long-term sustainability.

Enneagram: Type 8, The Challenger

Direct. Protective of vision. Comfortable with tension. Motivated by impact, not approval.

IQ: 138

High pattern recognition and abstract reasoning. I map complex systems quickly and identify structural leverage points.

Performance Profile

Lowest CAC: $18

On an $8,800 flagship product.

Highest ROAS: 488.9x

Full-funnel paid ecosystem built around undeniably awesome creative + disciplined optimization.

Best YoY Growth: 239%

Sustained triple-digit performance across product lines.

Highest Audience Growth: 122k in 1 year

Creator-first ecosystem driving inbound demand.

App Adoption: 89k downloads in 1 year

Scaled niche company vision from concept to engagement.

Music Profile

Music Videos Produced: 21

Six-figure budgets. Global releases.

RIAA Platinum Records: 7

Contributed to culture-shifting commercial releases.

Film / TV Placements: Dozens

Catalog pitching + strategic sync placements.

Global Touring: International

End-to-end artist operations.

Cumulative Streams: Billions

DSP strategy for singles, EPs, and albums across all major platforms.

Major Brand Integrations: 10+

Peloton, NFL, 1800 Tequila, Roland, Razer & more.

Festivals + Broadcast Platforms: 17+

Includes Coachella, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel.

Personal Profile

Dogs: 3

The biggest part of my heart.

Family: Italian

Loud. Loyal. Protective. Lots of cooking.

Geography: Lived in 6 states

Comfortable starting over. Curious by default.

Scent Profile: Freshly cut grass

Clean. Grounded. Nostalgic.

Random Obsession: World War II

Strategy, resilience, and turning points.

Hobby: Building miniatures

My favorite way of meditating.

Favorite Author: Roald Dahl

Wicked humor wrapped in imagination.

Favorite Artists: Erykah Badu & Porcupine Tree

I love in-the-pocket soul just as much as prog rock.